seocracy diss my blog contest.
5. Hemorrhage fingerprnts.
Yes, pub-00XXXXXXXXXX4745, I know who you are.
4. Run a blog contest with more winning positions then entries.
$743-$903 in prizes, two days left, and just four (now five) entries? Not to mention, two of the five are duplicates on a made-for-diss blog. Considering that this is the only quality entry so far, I’m going to markov it and take two prizes.
3. Run a blog contest period.
2. On-site errors
Most of us know more than the average cartoon-watching kid. Rob points out that he doesn’t, and on-site errors confirm this: (javascript errors reported by firebug, XHTML errors reported by W3C checker):

or this:

1. Terrible on-site linking.
Take a look at these 3 links (copy and paste). Despite writing about SEO, Rob can’t get these fully working URLs indexed (not to mention the URLs have nothing to do with the content):
http://www.seocracy.com/posts/show/38-I-look-at-child-pornography
http://www.seocracy.com/downloads/show/7-Here-are-some-of-my-personal-desktop-backgrounds
http://www.seocracy.com/posts/show/39-I-wish-I-wasnt-a-Canadian-since-nobody-respects-the-hat-of-the-USA
Notice that he doesn’t rank for any of the terms in those URLs and that they’d contribute to a duplicate content penalty if they were indexed. In other words, Rob’s failure to get his site fully indexed is protecting him from getting his site fully de-indexed (yes, there are literally 10000000s of other non-indexed links like these that Rob hasn’t been able to get indexed).
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Rob: You may notice I used some words like “markov” and “URL” here. I hope using words you probably don’t understand doesn’t disqualify me from your diss-my-blog contest.